Question by Phillip Sun the rich fat Chinese boy: Because mainland China is 8 times the size of South Africa and has nuke ICBMs and a powerful navy, Chinese?
frigates armed with land-attack cruise missiles would be amongst the first in action pummeling South African ground defenses in the even that China invades, conquers, and colonizes South Africa?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_and_outlying_territories_by_total_area

1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9wgjxO7JtY

2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm1K2wBrFjs&feature=related

3 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Type_054A_frigate

Best answer:

Answer by The Accomplice
I bet you masturbate to the Chinese flag.

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